This was strange reading, until I noticed the footnotes. In today's climate and our attention to detail, you probably should assume that many readers will not understand the satire and take your words literally, ignoring the footnotes.
Ironic, isn't it, how those who supposedly "support the blue" treat actual law enforcement officers and agencies when push comes to shove. How DARE they be treated equally under the law!!!! /s
luckily i'm a big dork and love footnotes
Jaysus, you scared me! I thought something had happened to you.
Damn, bro. Footnotes are real and brilliant!
This was strange reading, until I noticed the footnotes. In today's climate and our attention to detail, you probably should assume that many readers will not understand the satire and take your words literally, ignoring the footnotes.
For a moment, I thought you had been dosed or something.
cue "if those kids could read, they'd be very upset" meme...
You had me seeing red for a sec there.
Confusing and not constructive.
April Fool's in October! Love it!
Ironic, isn't it, how those who supposedly "support the blue" treat actual law enforcement officers and agencies when push comes to shove. How DARE they be treated equally under the law!!!! /s
Thanks for scaring off the readers and forcing us to stop and think...WTF?? Ahhh! The footnotes are so important!!
For a second there, I thought you had been hacked. Actually, for more than a second!
That said, if I didn’t have a 6-hour prelim supposedly going today, I would be riffin’ off this. Maybe tomorrow.