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luckily i'm a big dork and love footnotes

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Jaysus, you scared me! I thought something had happened to you.

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Damn, bro. Footnotes are real and brilliant!

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This was strange reading, until I noticed the footnotes. In today's climate and our attention to detail, you probably should assume that many readers will not understand the satire and take your words literally, ignoring the footnotes.

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For a moment, I thought you had been dosed or something.

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cue "if those kids could read, they'd be very upset" meme...

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You had me seeing red for a sec there.

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Confusing and not constructive.

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April Fool's in October! Love it!

Ironic, isn't it, how those who supposedly "support the blue" treat actual law enforcement officers and agencies when push comes to shove. How DARE they be treated equally under the law!!!! /s

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One is either on their team, or on the opposing team. Doesn't matter whether someone is a military veteran, police, etc. The quality of service is irrelevant. I mean, look at how they reacted to John McCain.

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I'd rather not look at how they treated John McCain, as I just ate lunch and would hate to upchuck all over my work computer's keyboard.

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Thanks for scaring off the readers and forcing us to stop and think...WTF?? Ahhh! The footnotes are so important!!

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For a second there, I thought you had been hacked. Actually, for more than a second!

That said, if I didn’t have a 6-hour prelim supposedly going today, I would be riffin’ off this. Maybe tomorrow.

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